October32012
jamesurbaniak:

THE MIDNIGHT HOUR IS CLOSE AT HAND. Half hour actually. And 11:30, not midnight. Anyway.
(Update/clarification: This is a special, not a season premiere. Season Five to begin early 2013.)

OH MY FUCKING LORD

jamesurbaniak:

THE MIDNIGHT HOUR IS CLOSE AT HAND. Half hour actually. And 11:30, not midnight. Anyway.

(Update/clarification: This is a special, not a season premiere. Season Five to begin early 2013.)

OH MY FUCKING LORD

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February32012
Don’t ask me why, but I rather like this. 
That’s about it.

Don’t ask me why, but I rather like this. 

That’s about it.

9AM

My Bad.

Oh, hey there Tumblr.

Long time no talky.

Sorry, I’ve just been really busy…

That’s a lie. 

I’m lying to the internet.

I’m sorry. Please forgive me. 

Such a crime deserves adequate punishment.

I shall post something each day as my self inflicted punishment dictates. 

Hopefully I won’t be as big a disappointment to you as I am to my own inflated sense of ego. 

Sincerely, 

Matthew B Daniels.

P.S. My ego isn’t very big which makes the disappointment that more crushing.

December202011

I know, I’ve been away and I should probably put my own stuff up here but I just had to do this. I haven’t laughed so fucking hard at something so very stupid in quite a while.

Mr Gosling, you are just fantastic sir.

funnyordie:

Drunk History Christmas with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes

A very special Drunk History Christmas.

November222011
Whilst wandering around Amsterdam I came across this piece of weirdness. After getting back I did a quick search and found it was created by Wayne Horse for the group known as Vulpes Sus Frater. What they do I do not know, but damn this is as fine piece of mind-fuckery as I’ve ever seen before.

Whilst wandering around Amsterdam I came across this piece of weirdness. After getting back I did a quick search and found it was created by Wayne Horse for the group known as Vulpes Sus Frater. What they do I do not know, but damn this is as fine piece of mind-fuckery as I’ve ever seen before.

3PM
While house sitting for a friend I spent a good few hours trying to take a half decent photograph of their kitten Tungsten. This is the only good one I managed to get of her because she is very awkward and fast, blast her eyes.

While house sitting for a friend I spent a good few hours trying to take a half decent photograph of their kitten Tungsten. This is the only good one I managed to get of her because she is very awkward and fast, blast her eyes.

3PM
Not much to say on this one other than the fact this fish seems to be quite smug about something.
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING YOU SMUG BASTARD OF A FISH?

Not much to say on this one other than the fact this fish seems to be quite smug about something.

WHAT ARE YOU HIDING YOU SMUG BASTARD OF A FISH?

2PM
A random piece of art around the Birmingham Mailbox that caught my eye a while back.
And now for the soon to be infamous Matthew B Daniels’ Classy Interpretation:
Clearly it shows how love can over take one’s whole being to the point where it becomes something more than yourself. That or it’s one of the worst cases of Akira-like deformaties I’ve ever seen in my life. I prefer the latter to be honest.

A random piece of art around the Birmingham Mailbox that caught my eye a while back.

And now for the soon to be infamous Matthew B Daniels’ Classy Interpretation:

Clearly it shows how love can over take one’s whole being to the point where it becomes something more than yourself. That or it’s one of the worst cases of Akira-like deformaties I’ve ever seen in my life. I prefer the latter to be honest.

2PM
Thought I’d shove a photograph I did a while ago on here.
It was taken as part of the Birmingham Loves Photographers Project which everyone should have a look-see at as it’s a very interesting, for lack of a better word, project. Lots of good photography to see, much better than my own.birminghamphotographers.tumblr.com/
Next up something inane and pointless! 

Thought I’d shove a photograph I did a while ago on here.

It was taken as part of the Birmingham Loves Photographers Project which everyone should have a look-see at as it’s a very interesting, for lack of a better word, project. 
Lots of good photography to see, much better than my own.
birminghamphotographers.tumblr.com/

Next up something inane and pointless! 

1PM
As I’ve been rather lazy with this whole blogging thing I’d like to make it up to you with my own classy, mature, intelectual and generally fantastic interpretation of the following photograph.

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Penis Tree!

I seriously doubt I’m the first to make this bloody hilarious observation but I do not give one flying albatross of a toss. Enjoy!

As I’ve been rather lazy with this whole blogging thing I’d like to make it up to you with my own classy, mature, intelectual and generally fantastic interpretation of the following photograph.

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Penis Tree!

I seriously doubt I’m the first to make this bloody hilarious observation but I do not give one flying albatross of a toss. Enjoy!

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